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The Sparkitors Review the World's Grossest Candy: Things that Taste Like Things!

Josh says: This seemed just like a bad candy cane upon first taste. Then I realized that there was a different color to the inside of the cane, and as I chomped away at it, I soon understood that this was where the “bacon” lived. It didn’t taste like bacon, though. It was much more like what chewing on the T-shirt of someone who’s been standing next to a BBQ in the mid-day August sun for five hours might taste like. Liquid smoke and man-sweat. And exhausted sadness. C-

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Melissa Albert

Melissa Albert reads books, worries about other people’s dogs (they look thirsty), and eats horrible candy for fun and profit. When not wearing her extremely tasteful Sparkitor hat, she’s an editor for the Barnes & Noble Book Blog. You can find her on Twitter @mimi_albert, or in the hot pretzel section of your local cafeteria.

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