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The Sparkitors Review the World's Grossest Candy: Things that Taste Like Things!

Melissa says: Behold the bacon core! The colder candy crime committed by this crooked cane may be the crappy quality of the minty coating. It tastes like tired-out beef jerky wrapped in the kind of cheap, dusty hard candy you'd expect to be offered by an old lady on the bus, who you suspect actually HATES children, and is trying to poison you with sugary sadness. C

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Melissa Albert

Melissa Albert reads books, worries about other people’s dogs (they look thirsty), and eats horrible candy for fun and profit. When not wearing her extremely tasteful Sparkitor hat, she’s an editor for the Barnes & Noble Book Blog. You can find her on Twitter @mimi_albert, or in the hot pretzel section of your local cafeteria.

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