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The Sparkitors Review the World's Grossest Candy: Things that Taste Like Things!

Josh says: There is a sauce to this candy. A SAUCE. If you have an issue with texture (which I do), then this is not the confection for you. There are a myriad of flavors and mouthfeels happening here that would, independently, work just fine. Together, however, they are a nonsensical collection of flavor-cacophony. It was a SWAT-style assault of Tamarind, salt, and watermelon from the second it hit my tastebuds. Also, did I mention there’s a sauce to this candy? I almost wretched thrice. D-

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Melissa Albert

Melissa Albert reads books, worries about other people’s dogs (they look thirsty), and eats horrible candy for fun and profit. When not wearing her extremely tasteful Sparkitor hat, she’s an editor for the Barnes & Noble Book Blog. You can find her on Twitter @mimi_albert, or in the hot pretzel section of your local cafeteria.

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