By Chaunton Sep 4, 2013
Let’s be clear here—Pluto didn’t do anything to deserve being demoted. It’s not like we learned some secret fact about Pluto that meant it was no longer a planet. We just learned about all of its neighbors and realized that if Pluto is a planet, then we have about a dozen “planets” in the system. It’s like having your driver’s license taken away because a lot of other people passed their driving exams. That said, it’s tiny, frozen, barren, and dark. Really, being a planet was about the only thing it had going for it.
What’s you best strategy for settling on another planet? How long do you think you’ll make it?