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The Sparkitors Review the World's Grossest Candy: Mystery Edition!

Melissa says: Hachi machi, that is GRAPEY. I luuurve cotton candy, but this stuff looked a little like cottony turds, which disintegrated into a a cloud when I accidentally dropped one on my pants. The grape flavor gets you in a headlock and never lets go. If I were a cartoon character, my eyes would've spun around like slot machines, then landed on matching bunches of grapes. Did I mention GRAPES?? C+

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Melissa Albert

Melissa Albert reads books, worries about other people’s dogs (they look thirsty), and eats horrible candy for fun and profit. When not wearing her extremely tasteful Sparkitor hat, she’s an editor for the Barnes & Noble Book Blog. You can find her on Twitter @mimi_albert, or in the hot pretzel section of your local cafeteria.

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