Oh, cheese. You’re so rich and delicious, but sometimes you smell like absolute death! Proving that British taxpayer money is clearly going in the right place, a team of Cranfield University experts utilized a computer outfitted with an “electronic nose” and a panel of testers to determine—once and for all—which variety of cheese is the smelliest. It was a close contest, but a French cheese called Vieux Boulogne reigned supreme... and presumably stunk up the lab for quite a while. Finally, gourmands everywhere can rest easier at night.