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9 Pieces of SUPER Inappropriate Nerd Merchandise

By Steven Romano Oct 10, 2013

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GIANTmicrobes

While it’s always fun for your child to escape to an imaginary utopia of the mind, as a concerned parent, it’s in their best interest that they don’t lose too much of a grip on reality. How does one go about accomplishing this while masking it as playtime? Simple: GIANTmicrobes! Soft, squishy, and modeled after real world diseases, children can invite E. coli to their next tea party, or have Mr. Teddy Tum-Tums be the vector of the Black Death after returning home from the Silk Road.

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Steven Romano

Like Captain America, Steven Romano is just a boy from Brooklyn. When he isn't contributing to The MindHut and other geeky websites, Steven's hard at work writing his first novel and comic book scripts. Follow him on Twitter @Steven_Romano, and swing by his blog: stevenromano.tumblr.com

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