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9 Pieces of SUPER Inappropriate Nerd Merchandise

By Steven Romano Oct 10, 2013

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Pee & Poo Plush Dolls

Our parental guardians taught us two cardinal rules as toddlers: Poo is not Play-Doh, and pee falls in that same category of things you must not touch—ever. So whoever decided to manufacture a pair of dolls based on the aforementioned undermines everything mom and dad taught us with a one-two punch. Thank goodness these novelties are, likely, aimed at adult collectors, because life wouldn’t be lenient toward the kid who says their childhood security blanket was a plush turd unabashed.

Tags: nerds, toys, slideshows, nerdy things, inappropriate things

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Steven Romano

Like Captain America, Steven Romano is just a boy from Brooklyn. When he isn't contributing to The MindHut and other geeky websites, Steven's hard at work writing his first novel and comic book scripts. Follow him on Twitter @Steven_Romano, and swing by his blog: stevenromano.tumblr.com

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