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Science Explains: Why Can't Miley Keep Her Tongue in Her Mouth?

Perhaps there is an invisible, miniature black hole slightly in front of Miley's face that is is sucking her tongue out of her head at all times. This theory is corroborated by the fact that many observers have noted that her music seems to have passed through a whirlpool of suck.

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