The next Hobbit movie is coming out in December, and we can't wait! We got so excited that we retold the story, using the plot synopsis from SparkNotes and the basic set of emojis. Note: This is the book version (which covers all three movies), so if you haven't read it yet, then 1) you really need to get on that, and 2) spiders! wait…..spiders…..dangit!…..SPIDERS….stupid autocorrect. I meant S P O I L E R S!