A Halloween classic. Use some old clothes stuffed with crumpled newspaper to create a scarecrow costume. Put it on and sit by your front door, and remember to slump over and look lifeless. Be sure to have a bowl of candy in your lap with an oh-so innocent sign that says “Take one!” and people will assume you're not home. Once they're close, jump up, screaming and watch their lives flash before their eyes. Also, please record it for YouTube and send us a link. K thx!