Hook up a small speaker in a Jack O'Lantern and set it by the front door. As visitors approach, you can play freaky sound effects or use a microphone to shriek, "WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!" This is especially effective if you know the name of the people arriving. “Hey Derek, no costume, no candy. MWAHAHAHA.”
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