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The Sparkitors Review the World's Grossest Food: WE ATE BUGS

Melissa says: Eyeballs. Eyeballs. Eyeballs. I'm sorry, i have something on my mind. When I was a kid, I tried to eat a lobster, but it still had eyeballs so I ran away crying. Because I am a GROWN HUMAN this time around, I bravely ate eyeballs a petrified cricket with eyeballs, and it didn't really taste that bad EXCEPT EYEBALLS, kind of like a creepy "healthy" snack that a hippie preschool teacher would give the kids instead of Doritos. So: C- on flavor, D- on crunch; average that up, add in EYEBALLS, and you get an: F

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Melissa Albert

Melissa Albert reads books, worries about other people’s dogs (they look thirsty), and eats horrible candy for fun and profit. When not wearing her extremely tasteful Sparkitor hat, she’s an editor for the Barnes & Noble Book Blog. You can find her on Twitter @mimi_albert, or in the hot pretzel section of your local cafeteria.

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