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The Sparkitors Review the World's Grossest Food: WE ATE BUGS

Melissa says: This was...upsettingly tasty. At first my mouth was distracted by the flavor of fake berry, until I got a big ol' mouthful of scorpion. You guys, it was chocolatey. The whole package tasted like a repellent riff on a Tootsie Pop (don't get me started on the feeling of having scorpion gristle stuck in your teeth). When the apocalypse happens and the candy factories are destroyed by warlords, I'll make my fortune breeding scorpions for Valentine's Day consumption. Or, you know, Warlord Romance Day consumption. Whatev, apocalypse survival is all about being adaptable. B

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Melissa Albert

Melissa Albert reads books, worries about other people’s dogs (they look thirsty), and eats horrible candy for fun and profit. When not wearing her extremely tasteful Sparkitor hat, she’s an editor for the Barnes & Noble Book Blog. You can find her on Twitter @mimi_albert, or in the hot pretzel section of your local cafeteria.

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