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Science Explains: Why Werewolves Are Better Than Vampires

As we can see from authoritative sources such as Little Red Riding Hood, wolves, and by extension werewolves, can swallow at least two people whole. This obviously indicates a great stomach capacity. We see no evidence for this capacity in vampires, so it’s preeeeetty clear who would win a pie-eating contest. Just sayin’.

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