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Science Explains: Why Werewolves Are Better Than Vampires

By Abbey Clarke Nov 20, 2013

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As we can see from authoritative sources such as Little Red Riding Hood, wolves, and by extension werewolves, can swallow at least two people whole. This obviously indicates a great stomach capacity. We see no evidence for this capacity in vampires, so it’s preeeeetty clear who would win a pie-eating contest. Just sayin’.

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Abbey Clarke

Abbey Clarke is a writer and editorial assistant living in Jersey City. She's a player on a D&D podcast called Knife Errant, wrote her senior thesis on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and is working on a novel about a semi-reformed demon who runs a library. You can follow her on Twitter at @abbeybookaholic.

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