9. Mr. Teeny (The Simpsons)
One of Krusty the Clown’s stalwart co-stars is the chain-smoking, chronically depressed, roller-skating Mr. Teeny. Aside from being a fixture in Krusty’s televised act, Teeny also serves as the clown’s impromptu chauffeur and all-purpose servant. Despite his dreadful existence, Teeny manages to skate through life... as long as he has a banana and a refill of his nicotine gum prescription.