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How to Plan The Worst Thanksgiving Imaginable

By Vadim Newquist Nov 25, 2013

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Tired of the same old excruciatingly pleasant Thanksgiving celebrations with friends and family? Well, by implementing a few of these handy-dandy tips, you too can sabotage your holiday feast in no time flat. Get ready to have an awful time and inspire decades worth of resentment from your loved ones, because THIS is how to ruin Thanksgiving for everybody!

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Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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