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Baby mice wine

After eating all that Sardinian maggot cheese, your guests will definitely need some liquid refreshment to keep it all down. Might we suggest some Korean baby mice wine? We're not making this one up either; this truly exists! Not only does it contain about twenty dead baby mice that languish at the bottom of the bottle, but supposedly they are crammed into the bottle while still being alive. It's considered a "health tonic" in its native Korea, in spite of the fact that it sounds about as healthy as cutting your spleen out with a pair of rusty scissors and suturing the wound with metal wire dipped in Anthrax.

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