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How to Plan The Worst Thanksgiving Imaginable

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Instead of saying grace, recite an incantation from The Book Of The Dead

Reading a passage from Necronomicon: The Book of The Dead is always a surefire way to ruin a holiday meal. Chances are it will just both disturb and annoy your guests, but if you're lucky grandpa will be possessed by an ancient Candarian demon, so it's a win-win for you!

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