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How to Plan The Worst Thanksgiving Imaginable

By Vadim Newquist Nov 25, 2013

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Instead of saying grace, recite an incantation from The Book Of The Dead

Reading a passage from Necronomicon: The Book of The Dead is always a surefire way to ruin a holiday meal. Chances are it will just both disturb and annoy your guests, but if you're lucky grandpa will be possessed by an ancient Candarian demon, so it's a win-win for you!

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Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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