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How to Plan The Worst Thanksgiving Imaginable

Make your grandmother twerk for her desert

If by some miraculous turn of events your guests are still there, tell them that you have some delicious tiramisu on hand for desert. Then force your grandmother to twerk for it. What, she thinks she's entitled to some sweets after all the horror she's already endured??? No way! She's got to earn her keep. Twerk it, grandma! Twerk it!

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