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How to Plan The Worst Thanksgiving Imaginable

By Vadim Newquist Nov 25, 2013

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Make your grandmother twerk for her desert

If by some miraculous turn of events your guests are still there, tell them that you have some delicious tiramisu on hand for desert. Then force your grandmother to twerk for it. What, she thinks she's entitled to some sweets after all the horror she's already endured??? No way! She's got to earn her keep. Twerk it, grandma! Twerk it!

Tags: holidays, slideshows, thanksgiving, bad ideas, worst holidays

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Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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