Search Menu



How to Plan The Worst Thanksgiving Imaginable

Have them sign a contract guaranteeing they won't sue you

Congratulations! You've just subjected your loved ones and family friends to what is more than likely the worst night of their lives, but unfortunately you've left your self open to some potentially costly lawsuits that could drain you of your life savings. Well, make sure they've signed a contract ensuring they won't sue you first. This is potentially another service that the mentally disturbed ex-convicts you've invited can handle. No one is going to refuse to sign a contract when seven foot tall Leon "Stabby" McGee asks nicely.

Tags: holidays, slideshows, thanksgiving, bad ideas, worst holidays

Write your own comment!

About the Author
Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email