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How to Plan The Worst Thanksgiving Imaginable

Wait for all of the thankyous to pour in

Sure, you've done a horrible, horrible thing this Thanksgiving, but the important thing is that everyone is still alive (unless grandma twerked herself to death), and pretty soon they are going to realize just how dangerously close to death they came. With this realization will come a truly authentic feeling of relief that their lives were spared in this horrific ordeal, and they will be THANKFUL for remaining alive. Way to go! You just taught everyone the true meaning of Thanksgiving. Now just wait until Christmas!

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Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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