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How to Plan The Worst Thanksgiving Imaginable

A Music Playlist From Hell

Music can make or break a holiday get together, and if your objective is to smash your Thanksgiving to pieces, then only the worst of the worst will do. Might we suggest some tunes from Leonard Nimoy's embarrassingly horrible discography??? Perhaps some late era Nu-Metal from Limp Bizkit or Korn? If that's not grating enough, then prowl your neighborhood's alleyways for a cat in heat, record it and just play that on loop the entire time. Your eardrums will hate you, but it's a small price to pay to subject all your loved ones to such drudgery.

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Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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