A Music Playlist From Hell
Music can make or break a holiday get together, and if your objective is to smash your Thanksgiving to pieces, then only the worst of the worst will do. Might we suggest some tunes from Leonard Nimoy's embarrassingly horrible discography??? Perhaps some late era Nu-Metal from Limp Bizkit or Korn? If that's not grating enough, then prowl your neighborhood's alleyways for a cat in heat, record it and just play that on loop the entire time. Your eardrums will hate you, but it's a small price to pay to subject all your loved ones to such drudgery.