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How to Plan The Worst Thanksgiving Imaginable

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Severely limit your entertainment options - Part 2

Hopefully you are now only left with a crappy VCR that your family hasn't used since 2003. If you have anything remotely entertaining or intellectually stimulating on video, take them outside, smash them with a sledgehammer, or better yet set them on fire. Make sure all that you're left with is the worst of the worst in your collection - maybe a few episodes of Barney & Friends that are barely decipherable from repeated playbacks when you were a toddler, or if you really want to torture your loved ones, a copy of John Travolta's Battlefield Earth, or anything directed by M. Night Shyamalan within the past ten years.

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