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How to Plan The Worst Thanksgiving Imaginable

By Vadim Newquist Nov 25, 2013

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Severely limit your entertainment options - Part 2

Hopefully you are now only left with a crappy VCR that your family hasn't used since 2003. If you have anything remotely entertaining or intellectually stimulating on video, take them outside, smash them with a sledgehammer, or better yet set them on fire. Make sure all that you're left with is the worst of the worst in your collection - maybe a few episodes of Barney & Friends that are barely decipherable from repeated playbacks when you were a toddler, or if you really want to torture your loved ones, a copy of John Travolta's Battlefield Earth, or anything directed by M. Night Shyamalan within the past ten years.

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Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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