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How to Plan The Worst Thanksgiving Imaginable

By Vadim Newquist Nov 25, 2013

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Force your guests to work for food

You're already putting so much effort into making sure your guests have a horrible time, so why should they get to kick back and suffer through the evening without giving anything back in return? Try giving Uncle Hank your calculus homework and give grandma that broken iPod that hasn't been working since 2010. She doesn't know anything about how to fix electronics??? Tell her that's unacceptable! She already lived through the Depression; this should be a cinch compared to that.

Tags: holidays, slideshows, thanksgiving, bad ideas, worst holidays

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Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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