Make sure you're wearing the most inappropriate thing possible
The great thing about this one is that you can really get creative. Remember Lady Gaga's meat dress? Well, that's a good start. Fry up all the bacon, sausages and greasy sides of beef you can get your hands on, and then superglue them to your clothes. Or perhaps just search your local highways for roadkill — if it doesn't stink to high hell, then don't wear it; trust us, going that extra mile to find the most putrid of animal carcasses will pay off in the long run.