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How to Plan The Worst Thanksgiving Imaginable

By Vadim Newquist Nov 25, 2013

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Make sure you're wearing the most inappropriate thing possible

The great thing about this one is that you can really get creative. Remember Lady Gaga's meat dress? Well, that's a good start. Fry up all the bacon, sausages and greasy sides of beef you can get your hands on, and then superglue them to your clothes. Or perhaps just search your local highways for roadkill — if it doesn't stink to high hell, then don't wear it; trust us, going that extra mile to find the most putrid of animal carcasses will pay off in the long run.

Tags: holidays, slideshows, thanksgiving, bad ideas, worst holidays

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Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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