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How to Plan The Worst Thanksgiving Imaginable

Teargas the living room

Before truly getting the festivities underway, throw a can of teargas into the living room just to make sure the gang is on its toes. The noxious fumes should dissipate in a half hour if you open all the windows and make sure you're properly ventilated.

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