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How to Plan The Worst Thanksgiving Imaginable

By Vadim Newquist Nov 25, 2013

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Serve appetizers from hell

Everybody loves cheese, so might we suggest a little Casu Marzu? Don't know what the heck that is? Well, it's a "delicacy" that is only legal in the island of Sardinia, and is basically sheep's milk cheese that has been infested with "cheese fly" maggots on purpose to create a concoction that is said to burn the tongue and sting the eyes just by getting within its proximity. No, we're not making this up, so make sure you have plenty of this stuff on hand to feed your Thanksgiving victims — err, we mean guests.

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Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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