Serve appetizers from hell
Everybody loves cheese, so might we suggest a little Casu Marzu? Don't know what the heck that is? Well, it's a "delicacy" that is only legal in the island of Sardinia, and is basically sheep's milk cheese that has been infested with "cheese fly" maggots on purpose to create a concoction that is said to burn the tongue and sting the eyes just by getting within its proximity. No, we're not making this up, so make sure you have plenty of this stuff on hand to feed your Thanksgiving victims — err, we mean guests.