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The Sparkitors Review the World's Grossest Food: Survivalist Edition

Melissa says: What?! These were delicious! I have a weird affinity for saltines (I also like Werther's and keep Kleenex in my coat pocket, so I'm basically a grandma), and though Josh and I roundly mocked the seemingly random inclusion of Apple Jelly, I'm happy to say we were Wrong. Creepy desert saltines + runny apple jelly 4 eva! A

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Melissa Albert

Melissa Albert reads books, worries about other people’s dogs (they look thirsty), and eats horrible candy for fun and profit. When not wearing her extremely tasteful Sparkitor hat, she’s an editor for the Barnes & Noble Book Blog. You can find her on Twitter @mimi_albert, or in the hot pretzel section of your local cafeteria.

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