"The Twelve Days of Christmas" is a classic holiday song, and it's a blast to sing at parties. But since it was written all the way back in 1780, the gift list is pretty outdated. I mean, who the heck wants a bunch of french hens and colly birds in the year 2013? That's why we've given the song a much-needed rewrite, and tailor-made it for the most festive community of them all: geeks. Check out this slideshow of "The Twelve Days of Geek-Mas," and have an absurdly awesome holiday!