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Top 10 Places NOT To Teach an Alien to Drive

By Clark Aycock Dec 31, 2013

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Area 51, Nevada

The issue of probing is sensitive. The beings from Taylor's planet view it as a necessary and scientific means of discovery*. However, we at MindHut, along with most of the Earth scientific community, are strongly against probing. There has not always been a consensus on this issue on Earth, unfortunately, and several probings and autopsies of alien beings have taken place at Area 51. We can not definitively confirm that the government has stopped these practices, and therefore we strongly encourage you to avoid this area at all costs, for the safety of your student. Have a fun trip, and please save all your receipts!

*Taylor has been required to sign a release form stating that there will be no probing of his driving instructors.

Tags: science, aliens, slideshows, space, space travel, area 51

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