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Top 10 Places NOT To Teach an Alien to Drive

Los Angeles, New York, San Francisco, and DC

In addition to being a pleasant and informative trip across this great country of ours (and beyond) and a chance to impart some useful driving guidance, this project is also prohibitively expensive. In order to receive lower insurance rates and avoid ridiculously high parking fees and gas prices, we request that you "detour" around these major metropolitan centers that also rank as the worst for traffic congestion. We hear that Philadelphia is nice.

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