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Top 10 Places NOT To Teach an Alien to Drive

Pocahontas County, WV

Taylor has been taught that humans do not normally walk in front of moving vehicles (except in Russia). We can not, however, ensure that wild animals will not enter the road space. As deer are the most common animal involved in vehicle accidents, please avoid West Virginia, especially Pocahontas County. Taylor is more likely to hit a deer there (and in a few other WV counties) than anywhere else in the US.

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