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Top 10 Places NOT To Teach an Alien to Drive

By Clark Aycock Dec 31, 2013

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Vermont.

We are also banning the passage of our provided Prius into the road space of Vermont. First, the black bear population there has doubled since the 1980s and we fear an accident involving a bear could occur. And, second, Taylor has become overly fond of Ben & Jerry's "Chunky Monkey"-flavored ice cream. This flavor closely approximates a food in Taylor's home world, but certain Earth chemicals in the ice cream causes a skin reaction that is very hard for us to treat.

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