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Top 10 Places NOT To Teach an Alien to Drive

Pembroke Pines, Florida

Taylor's home world is very hot and humid and its beings grow to very old ages, so we encourage you to visit Florida. Please exercise extreme caution, however, due to the proliferation of mentally unstable people with guns and older drivers. We also forbid you from traveling through the city of Pembroke Pines, which has been ranked as having the most dangerous intersection in the US with 357 crashes over two years.

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