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Top 10 Places NOT To Teach an Alien to Drive

Canton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA

Taylor has a finely tuned sense of equilibrium but due to the differences in gravity between Earth and its home world and Taylor's large head (compared to Earth standards), a rapid change in elevation could cause traumatic, whiplash-like effects. Our scientists have determined that any street with a grade over 37° is dangerous, so we forbid you to travel on Canton Avenue in Pittsburgh. We believe that, for the safety of all, this street should be turned into a ski run.

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