AAAAGH!!! DUDE, YOU'VE GOT A LION TEARING THROUGH YOUR SPINE AND COMING OUT OF YOUR BACK! IT'S TOO LATE! YOU'RE DONE FOR! OH THE HUMANITY...
What's that? It's a backback, available in one of several life-like animal heads? Oh... well in that case, it's ADORABLE!
Available from Viahart.