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What If John Travolta Renamed Our Fave YA Novels?

What If John Travolta Renamed Our Fave YA Novels?

By Josh Perilo

Splashnews.com

By now, everyone in the world who has a television or owns a computer has seen the infamous moment when John Travolta mispronounced Idina Menzel's name at the Oscars. By accidentally renaming her "Adele Dazeem," he set off a flurry of internet snark. But we like to think that, instead of messing something up, he actually came up with an imaginative alternative. That got us thinking—what crazy, Bizzaro-world titles would Travolta come up with for our favorite YA novels? Our scientists in the MindHut lab tapped into JT's database (that's what he calls his brain) and found this amazing list. Check it out!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone = Harley Pinzer and the Sceptic Sting

Beautiful Creatures = Brandishing Cronuts

The Perks of Being a Wallflower = The Parks of Walla Walla, Washington

Divergent = Deranged Mints

The Hunger Games = The Hankey-Gram

The Fifth Wave = The Filth Wig

The Fault in Our Stars = The Franklin Line Storm

Twilight: Breaking Dawn = Twerking Breakdown

Ender's Game = Grandma Jib-Jib

Warm Bodies = Wrap the Bubble Tea

Amelia Anne is Dead and Gone = Trevor Blandly Has a Head Cold

 

Not to mention these old school classics:

Harriet the Spy = Hair Nets Never Dry

Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing = Trample the Freckled Grape Nectar

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret = Can You Hear Me? I'm Eating Sherbet.

 

Translate your favorite book title to Travoltese below!

Tags: harry potter, movies, tv, the hunger games, the oscars, ya novels, the academy awards, john travolta

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