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Cat Armor! (And Other Ways to Prepare Your Pet For Battle)

We love our pets, but unfortunately, centuries of domestication has robbed our four legged friends of their independence. No longer the savage, snarling hunters they once were, these creatures wouldn’t fare well if left to their own devices, because alas, cans of Fancy Feast do not roam free in the wild. For this reason, we are submitting to you these helpful tips to help your pet get back in touch with its inner predator. Just be careful! Because if they grow TOO strong, one day WE might be the pets!!!

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Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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