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Cat Armor! (And Other Ways to Prepare Your Pet For Battle)



10. Keep an eye on it if it cultivates a Hitler-stache.

Ok, these tips are designed to teach your pets to be battle ready, but there is a point in which their skills might actually become a threat to humanity. Just keep an eye on Snowball’s mustache. If it starts looking like this, then it may be time to break out the bleach.

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Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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