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Cat Armor! (And Other Ways to Prepare Your Pet For Battle)

By Vadim Newquist Apr 11, 2014

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16. Stop feeding it Whiskas, and start feeding it runoff from the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant.

If you do this your cat will be starring in a blockbuster starring Bryan Cranston and Elizabeth Olsen any day now.

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Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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