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Cat Armor! (And Other Ways to Prepare Your Pet For Battle)



17. Just let it act on its natural instincts.

Truth be told, our pets don’t need any of these tips to be fierce killing machines; they kind of already are without our help. On second thought. just scratch your pet’s tummy for awhile and give it some treats and he should be fine!

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