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Cat Armor! (And Other Ways to Prepare Your Pet For Battle)



1. Purchase a satellite dish to harness their psychic rays.

Did you know cats are psychic? Yup, we read it on the internet, so it has to be true. These plastic satellite dishes are super-cheap, and once Fluffy gets over the embarrassment of wearing it, she’ll be making things explode with her kitty brain in no time!

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Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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