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Cat Armor! (And Other Ways to Prepare Your Pet For Battle)

Chili49shorty aka James Palmer


7. Make it wear awesome Steampunk Doggie glasses.

Did you know that dogs that wear Steampunk glasses are one thousand times more likely to morph into a robotic anime-style super robot than dogs that don’t. One thousand times more likely! Again, it’s true because you’re reading it on the internet.

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