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Nature's Craziest Defense Mechanisms

By Vadim Newquist Apr 23, 2014

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The Bombadier Beetle

The bombadier beetle is more convincing evidence that nothing good can ever come out of a butt. This multi-legged beast is capable of spraying boiling hot anal fluid which is toxic and capable of straight up melting the face off of predators of similar size.

Tags: animals, science, slideshows, nature, weird science

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Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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