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Good morning, youth demographic. Here are today’s announcements.
There will be an all school fire safety demonstration with Fire Marshall Bradshaw this...More →
Would you could you on a boat?
Would you could you on a freakin' mountaintop in the middle of freakin’ winter?
This year many...More →
Good morning, scabs on the skin of humanity. Here are today’s announcements.
Next week is spirit week, and you all know what...More →
It seems like every day there’s a new, hip, and expensive place to eat opening up, asking us to pay Prince William...More →
Many of us in this high-paced world are either too busy or just plain unable to decide whether they are tired or...More →
It seems like every time we turn around, there’s a new incredibly expensive, incredibly high tech, incredibly free-time-eating gaming console coming out....More →
Good morning, sons and daughters of local taxpayers. Here are today’s announcements.
The Kleinowitz-Darringer-Belloba Memorial Planetarium will be closed again next week for repairs...More →
Good morning, future failures of America. Here are this today’s announcements.
Tickets for this year’s Senior Prom will be going on sale...More →
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