Hello, Reiders! A lot of you guys had some very pressing concerns—I’m glad you turned to me for advice. If I didn’t...More →
As a former wannabe Luddite, I have trouble believing that I am actually excited about this recent turn of events. It’s true,...More →
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It’s not exactly a secret that comic books, video games, and other bastions of nerd-dom are visually geared toward male fans. It’s...More →
It is I, William Shakespeare, and today I’m 448!
You may think that I’m crusty and musty and old
But my charms on the...More →
Science Fact: People can accurately judge your traits within moments of meeting you, and those judgments are lasting, but your attractiveness...More →
Questions! So many! Let’s answer them!
If Candace decided that if you wanted to be her boyfriend you had to shave off...More →
We recently hit up the Chicago Comic and Entertainment Expo (C2E2)—our favorite Midwest geek convention. Between interviews with well-known comic artists, we...More →
Pinterest recently became the fastest-growing site ever. If you check it out right now, what you're likely to find is a vast...More →
Burp That Tune: Each contestant will chug a bottle of Pepsi, select a card with a song, then attempt to burp that...More →