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Morning Announcements for January 24

Morning Announcements for January 24

By Josh PeriloJanuary 24, 2012

Good morning, youth demographic. Here are today’s announcements. There will be an all school fire safety demonstration with Fire Marshall Bradshaw this...More  →

Morning Announcements for January 23

Morning Announcements for January 23

By Josh PeriloJanuary 23, 2012

Good morning, scabs on the skin of humanity. Here are today’s announcements. Next week is spirit week, and you all know what...More  →

Dating With Science: Girls Prefer Coolness To Hotness

Dating With Science: Girls Prefer Coolness To Hotness

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 20, 2012

You, the reader, are probably a guy, and you are probably interested in dating girls, who are probably girls. At...More  →

Morning Announcements for January 20

Morning Announcements for January 20

By Josh PeriloJanuary 20, 2012

Good morning, sons and daughters of local taxpayers. Here are today’s announcements. The Kleinowitz-Darringer-Belloba Memorial Planetarium will be closed again next week for repairs...More  →

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Wing Man

By Kirk PynchonJanuary 19, 2012

EAT ME (thoughts on food) - Cause There's More To Eating Than Burgers And Big Gulps Ah, buffalo wings. Maybe one of the...More  →

Morning Announcements for January 19

Morning Announcements for January 19

By Josh PeriloJanuary 19, 2012

Good morning, future failures of America. Here are this today’s announcements. Tickets for this year’s Senior Prom will be going on sale...More  →

Seriously, Chill On The Body Spray

Seriously, Chill On The Body Spray

By Kirk PynchonJanuary 18, 2012

DUDE, DON'T BE THAT GUY—A Guide To Prevent You From Looking Like A D-bag Look, obviously smelling good is better than the alternative—the...More  →

Morning Announcements for January 18

Morning Announcements for January 18

By Josh PeriloJanuary 18, 2012

Good morning, pains in my posterior. Here are today’s announcements. The Intramural Freshman No-Contact Flag Hockey League game scheduled for this afternoon...More  →

The MindHut: What Even Is This Place?

The MindHut: What Even Is This Place?

By Emily WinterJanuary 17, 2012

Welcome to The MindHut. If your buddy tells you he's been here before, he's lying. You are the first—part of the chosen pack—who...More  →

Morning Announcements for January 17

Morning Announcements for January 17

By Josh PeriloJanuary 17, 2012

Good morning, banes and banettes of my existence. Here are today’s announcements. Thespians International will no longer be meeting in the Dramatorium...More  →