Hi. My name is Reid Faylor. Let me tell you about myself: I am a young man. I have brown hair, well...More →
Good morning, youth demographic. Here are today’s announcements.
There will be an all school fire safety demonstration with Fire Marshall Bradshaw this...More →
Good morning, scabs on the skin of humanity. Here are today’s announcements.
Next week is spirit week, and you all know what...More →
You, the reader, are probably a guy, and you are probably interested in dating girls, who are probably girls. At...More →
Good morning, sons and daughters of local taxpayers. Here are today’s announcements.
The Kleinowitz-Darringer-Belloba Memorial Planetarium will be closed again next week for repairs...More →
EAT ME (thoughts on food) - Cause There's More To Eating Than Burgers And Big Gulps
Ah, buffalo wings. Maybe one of the...More →
Good morning, future failures of America. Here are this today’s announcements.
Tickets for this year’s Senior Prom will be going on sale...More →
DUDE, DON'T BE THAT GUY—A Guide To Prevent You From Looking Like A D-bag
Look, obviously smelling good is better than the alternative—the...More →
Good morning, pains in my posterior. Here are today’s announcements.
The Intramural Freshman No-Contact Flag Hockey League game scheduled for this afternoon...More →
Welcome to The MindHut. If your buddy tells you he's been here before, he's lying.
You are the first—part of the chosen pack—who...More →