What, in the name of all banana hammocks in Christendom, is "Party Rock?" No man can say for sure. But if you should happen upon a passerby who cannot immediately inform you that "Party Rock is in the house tonight," then said passerby is a...More  →

Boyfriends. They’re a funny bunch. Most of them are pretty cool, but generally speaking they’re not into movies where there isn’t a lot of action, explosions or really gnarly death scenes. Especially if they're self proclaimed geeks of one type or another. Grindhouse is fine...More  →

Poor Christopher Nolan was forced to re-edit Bane's lines in The Dark Knight Rises, after fans complained that this trailer's muffled dialog seems to depict the villain saying, "When Gotham has lasses, you have a mission for pie." This news inspired us to make...More  →

A Nebraska man has gone and changed his legal name to Tyrannosaurus Rex Joseph Gold. Because, he says, it’s just a cooler name. Cooler, eh? Even though we now know most dinosaurs had feathers? And terrible gas? In other news, yours truly, Lex Luthor, will now...More  →

If you invent a time machine, The Library of Alexandria is the first place you should visit (you can see the dinosaurs after, ok?). The most monumental of all ancient learning institutions, the Library was a beacon to the great thinkers of antiquity for over...More  →

The votes are in and, SUPRISE SUPRISE, a write in candidate wins!...More  →

A lot of love advice questions this week–I thought I’d group them all together. If I didn’t answer your question, here’s some general all-purpose advice: there isn’t an argument you can’t win by forging the President’s signature. Onto the questions!...More  →

Here it is, folks. The gift for all trivia fans that just keeps on giving. When turtle facts just aren’t enough, we’re here with some squirrel facts that will blow your mind.  A word of advice; don’t keep this knowledge to yourself. Your friends and...More  →

Behold, the adorable new photo popping up on everyone’s “Armor and Weaponry” Pinterest boards: a bug that wears the dead bodies of its enemies as armor. After sucking out their insides. What fab inspiration! This got us thinking about what else we might like to...More  →

Ah, May, you cruel mistress. You regale us in the joyous dances of May Day, watch us swell with pride on Cinco de Mayo, then leave us without reason for cheer until the end of the month, when Memorial Day marks the launch of the...More  →