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Morning Announcements for January 24

By Josh PeriloJanuary 24, 2012

Good morning, youth demographic. Here are today’s announcements. There will be an all school fire safety demonstration with Fire Marshall Bradshaw this Friday, so let’s all try to make him feel a little more welcome than we did last time. For instance, if you...More  →

Morning Announcements for January 24

Quentin Tarantino's Best and Worst Movies of Last Year

By ContributorJanuary 23, 2012

Quentin Tarantino has released his favorites movies of 2011 via The Tarantino Archives. You can check out the list for yourself below, but before you do, check out some of the crazy choices he had for 2010. What's great about Tarantino is his perception of cinema as...More  →

Quentin Tarantino's Best and Worst Movies of Last Year

Music Festivals Nobody Attended

By Brandon SpecktorJanuary 23, 2012

Would you could you on a boat? Would you could you on a freakin' mountaintop in the middle of freakin’ winter? This year many music fans answered these questions with a hearty, "Yes, here's my mom's credit card" as the popularity of multi-day concert festivals continues to...More  →

Music Festivals Nobody Attended

The 50 Best Types of Girls

By Dan_BergsteinJanuary 23, 2012

“She’s not my type,” is a fair way to avoid awful dates or explain why your sorry ass was dumped. But what is your type? More specifically, what is the very best type of woman? ...More  →

The 50 Best Types of Girls

Morning Announcements for January 23

By Josh PeriloJanuary 23, 2012

Good morning, scabs on the skin of humanity. Here are today’s announcements. Next week is spirit week, and you all know what that means. That’s a lie, since most of you can’t remember your own GPAs. So, as a quick refresher, here is...More  →

Morning Announcements for January 23

World's Worst Restaurants

By Josh PeriloJanuary 20, 2012

It seems like every day there’s a new, hip, and expensive place to eat opening up, asking us to pay Prince William prices for Kate Middleton-sized portions. And more and more of the happening restaurants are less about food and more about attitude and...More  →

World's Worst Restaurants

Depressed or Tired? A Judgement Call

By Kirk PynchonJanuary 20, 2012

Many of us in this high-paced world are either too busy or just plain unable to decide whether they are tired or whether they are depressed. How is one to know? After all, the symptoms are so similar. If you choose tired when you are...More  →

Depressed or Tired? A Judgement Call

PlayStation 3 Games in Development

By Josh PeriloJanuary 20, 2012

It seems like every time we turn around, there’s a new incredibly expensive, incredibly high tech, incredibly free-time-eating gaming console coming out. These companies just keep trying to one-up each other with systems that are controlled by the movement of your remote, your body,...More  →

PlayStation 3 Games in Development

Dating With Science: Girls Prefer Coolness To Hotness

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 20, 2012

You, the reader, are probably a guy, and you are probably interested in dating girls, who are probably girls. At the risk of generalization, this feature will deal with ways that guys can attract and hold onto girls, using facts that...More  →

Dating With Science: Girls Prefer Coolness To Hotness

Morning Announcements for January 20

By Josh PeriloJanuary 20, 2012

Good morning, sons and daughters of local taxpayers. Here are today’s announcements. The Kleinowitz-Darringer-Belloba Memorial Planetarium will be closed again next week for repairs following the vandalization of the scale model of our solar system yesterday. It appears that the words “Earth Can Bite Me” are not coming off...More  →

Morning Announcements for January 20